the cat who writes

Write, take naps, and take another nap

Sometimes a cat will share the “dog” beds

Mrs. Hodges bought very large beds for us to lay on. I overheard her say they were dog beds, but, I saw a photograph on her computer where the beds are called pet beds. BUT, there was a photograph of a dog in the photograph. If it is a PET bed, why wasn’t there a cat […]

It is hard to open a book when you don’t have thumbs

Seriously, humans, you have no idea how fortunate you are to have thumbs. You can open a can of tuna, you can open a door, and you can pull the tab off of a can of sardines. It is hard to open a book when you don’t have any thumbs. I was trying to open […]

I am helping Mrs. Hodges make a cat costume

Mrs. Hodges is making a cat costume and I was helping her. The fabric kept slipping off of the table, so I sat on the fabric for her. Cats like to help humans cut out fabric. Pooh Hodges, the first cat who writes, wrote a book, How To Be a Cat. The book is for humans, […]

31 days of The Cat Who Writes

Well, Mrs. Hodges, my typist, thought it would be a good idea if I participated in the 31 day challenge for the month of October, at 31 Days Every day I will write about something that happened that day. Perhaps you would like to see all of the seven litter boxes? Or maybe you would […]

How to Be a Cat, the book

Pooh Hodges, rest in peace, wrote How to Be a Cat. Mrs. Hodges, his typist, illustrated his story and turned it into a book. The first proof of the book arrived last week. What do you think? Humans can get very stressed out having to drive to work every day. And often they only have […]

How to turn a cat into an alarm clock

Cats make good alarm clocks. I am a cat, so I know. Why would a human waste money on buying an alarm clock when all they need is a cat? You don’t have to worry about the power going out and your electric alarm clock not working. Just get a cat and turn it into […]

Teach your cat to read

I am teaching the kittens how to read. It is not very hard. English is an easy language to learn. Especially if you use the Dr. Seuss books. It is very sad that Pat sat on the cat. Pat needs to pay more attention. Pat owns a black chair and a black cat. How silly. […]

How to introduce cats

Let me show you the best way to introduce cats. I know. I am a cat. You can’t introduce a kitten to an older cat like you introduce a child to their Great Aunt Gertrude.   Remember, cats are not human. I know. I know. Cats are so smart, we often get mistaken for humans. But, […]

Cats can help humans become a minimalist

My typist, who is a human, is trying to follow Joshua Becker’s concept of living with fewer possessions so she can pursue her greatest passions.  She needs a cat to help her become a minimalist. My typist, Mrs. Hodges,  would have more time to pet me if she wasn’t constantly rearranging, sorting and dusting all […]

We have seven foster kittens – I am an Aunt now

Wow, we are fostering seven foster kittens! I haven’t met them yet, I am so excited to meet them. Mrs. Hodges showed me a photograph of them. Maybe they would like me to teach them how to knock everything off of my typist’s desk? I can hear them meowing through the door. They meow a […]