the cat who writes

Write, take naps, and take another nap

Tucker and Cruz, two cool cats, review my book, “CATS are better than DOGS.”

Hello my dear friends. Please welcome Tucker and Cruz.I am honored to have them on my site today with their review of my book, CATS are better than DOGS. Are cats better than dogs? Absolutely! Why would anyone say otherwise? (Unless it’s a dog of course.) We were so excited when Joan told us about Pooh […]

Cats walk themselves, a dog has to be taken for a walk

This morning Mrs. Hodges took my two bodyguards for a walk. We had a short meeting by the tall grass in my front yard before they left on their walk.

I said, “Martha, Penny, do not walk too fast. Mrs. Hodges hurt her left knee when she slipped and fell in the kitchen last week. And, when you drink water, close your mouth after you drink, you drip water all over the floor and it is not safe.”

Dogs need to be trained by a cat

My new bodyguard Penny, a twelve week old lab, needs to be trained. As manager of this home, it is my responsibility to train her.

From my vantage point on the kitchen chair I can see everything the puppy does.

Martha the dog, weighing in at 104, has joined Weight Watchers

Martha, my bodyguard, went to the veterinarian with her young assistant, Penny. Penny is the eleven week old puppy I hired to assist Martha in protecting my home from robbers.

Martha thought Penny might be stressed out riding in the back of the van in a kennel, so Martha sat in the kennel too and went in with her to her appointment.

Announcing the first cat drawing by Trinity A. from Portugal!

My good friend Trinity A., who lives in Portugal with her family, likes to draw cats. She read my latest book, CATS are better than DOGS. At the end of the book I ask my readers to draw a picture of a cat and send them to me. Trinity A. drew a picture of me […]

Cats will not chew the legs on your table. Cats really are better than dogs.

In my book, CATS are better than DOGS, I clearly stated in reason number 8 why cats are better:

Dogs chew table legs. Dogs are destructive chewers. My staff had a dog that chewed her Italian leather shoes. I don’t chew shoes, but I do like to shred paper towel rolls.

Today, our puppy,Penny, sat under the kitchen table and started to chew on the wood.

There would be no war if every human had a cat to nap with

A cat has many responsibilities when they are in charge of managing a home. One of their primary responsibilities is to love the  humans they live with and take naps with them. Humans are often insecure and feel unloved. They tend to dwell on their past mistakes and feel insecure. Because humans feel unloved and […]

We have hired a new bodyguard, a small puppy

Yesterday, my typist, Mrs. Hodges bought a small black puppy. My bodyguard Martha had requested assistance. She wanted to train another dog herself. Martha wanted a young dog to train rather than an older dog. Hiring an older dog does have its advantages. Older dogs are already potty trained and they do not whine for […]