the cat who writes

Write, take naps, and take another nap

How to turn a cat into an alarm clock

Cats make good alarm clocks. I am a cat, so I know. Why would a human waste money on buying an alarm clock when all they need is a cat? You don’t have to worry about the power going out and your electric alarm clock not working. Just get a cat and turn it into […]

Teach your cat to read

I am teaching the kittens how to read. It is not very hard. English is an easy language to learn. Especially if you use the Dr. Seuss books. It is very sad that Pat sat on the cat. Pat needs to pay more attention. Pat owns a black chair and a black cat. How silly. […]

How to introduce cats

Let me show you the best way to introduce cats. I know. I am a cat. You can’t introduce a kitten to an older cat like you introduce a child to their Great Aunt Gertrude.   Remember, cats are not human. I know. I know. Cats are so smart, we often get mistaken for humans. But, […]