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How to turn a cat into an alarm clock

Cats make good alarm clocks. I am a cat, so I know. Why would a human waste money on buying an alarm clock when all they need is a cat? You don’t have to worry about the power going out and your electric alarm clock not working. Just get a cat and turn it into an alarm clock.

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You don’t have to worry about missing an early flight because your alarm didn’t go off. If you have trained your cat to be an alarm clock you will never miss a flight again.

How to turn a cat into an alarm clock

Turn your cat into an alarm clock by feeding them at the time you want to wake up.

If you want to wake up at five o’clock in the morning, feed your cat, or cats, at five o’clock.

And, lucky for you. You only have to feed us at five o’clock one morning. We will never forget.

Mrs. Hodges fed us at five o’clock a year ago on March 23rd. She was up early taking out the new puppy, Annie. She said, “Well, cats, I am up, I might as well feed you now.”

Now every morning at five o’clock, we wake up Mrs. Hodges to feed us.

Some mornings Mrs. Hodges forgets to wake up at five. So, I sit on her chest until she wakes up. Sometimes I get there early before the sun comes up, and I just wait.

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Do you have a cat? Have you turned your cat into an alarm clock yet?

All my best,

Love Harper,
p.s. I love to hear from you.

About Harper Hodges

Hi, it's me, Harper. I help humans understand their cats. I write about what a cat thinks. I know because I am a cat. Mrs. Hodges is my typist. I dictate and she types.

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