The Cat Who Writes™

I am a cat. I write.

How to turn a cat into an alarm clock

Cats make good alarm clocks. I am a cat, so I know. Why would a human waste money on buying an alarm clock when all they need is a cat? You don’t have to worry about the power going out and your electric alarm clock not working. Just get a cat and turn it into […]

Teach your cat to read

I am teaching the kittens how to read. It is not very hard. English is an easy language to learn. Especially if you use the Dr. Seuss books. It is very sad that Pat sat on the cat. Pat needs to pay more attention. Pat owns a black chair and a black cat. How silly. […]

How to introduce cats

Let me show you the best way to introduce cats. I know. I am a cat. You can’t introduce a kitten to an older cat like you introduce a child to their Great Aunt Gertrude.   Remember, cats are not human. I know. I know. Cats are so smart, we often get mistaken for humans. But, […]

Cats can help humans become a minimalist

My typist, who is a human, is trying to follow Joshua Becker’s concept of living with fewer possessions so she can pursue her greatest passions.  She needs a cat to help her become a minimalist. My typist, Mrs. Hodges,  would have more time to pet me if she wasn’t constantly rearranging, sorting and dusting all […]

We have seven foster kittens – I am an Aunt now

Wow, we are fostering seven foster kittens! I haven’t met them yet, I am so excited to meet them. Mrs. Hodges showed me a photograph of them. Maybe they would like me to teach them how to knock everything off of my typist’s desk? I can hear them meowing through the door. They meow a […]

Meet Yoda, a cat who moved from Tennessee, USA to Kathmandu, Nepal

Today’s guest post is by Yoda, a cat. Yoda is the star of  a blog about cat care. Fluffy Kitty. Humans, Brittany and Paul do all the writing there. Now we get to hear from Yoda! A cool cat who was rescued from an animal shelter in Johnson City, Tennessee and then moved to Kathmandu, […]

Martha the dog is a cats best friend

Today I took a nap in a sunbeam on Martha’s dog bed. The sun felt so warm on my fur.   When I turned around I saw Martha taking a nap beside me on the hard wooden floor. She looked so sad. Martha has always been kind to me. When I was locked in the […]

Water tastes better in a tea-cup

I live in a house with four people, two dogs and three cats, not including me. I am a cat. I like to drink my water from a tea-cup. Water tastes better in a tea-cup. It really does. Mrs. Hodges, my typist, has a large bowl she fills with water. She puts it on the […]

Cats are in charge of the household laundry

Humans have to wear clothes, and then the clothes get dirty. I don’t understand why they don’t just lick themselves. Cats don’t have to wear clothes or take baths in a bathtub. Humans need cats to help them with their laundry. The lady who types for me needs my help doing laundry. Her name is […]

Would any of you cats like to be a model for a coloring book?

Mrs. Hodges needs our help. She is making a coloring book, Color The Cats: Thirty Cat Coloring Pages to Calm The Spirit. But she can’t get anything done without our help.   Mrs. Hodges needs more cat models I do my best to help her in her studio. I pose for her and I help keep her desk […]