I am helping Mrs. Hodges make a cat costume
Mrs. Hodges is making a cat costume and I was helping her. The fabric kept slipping off of the table, so I sat on the fabric for her. Cats like to help humans cut out fabric.
Pooh Hodges, the first cat who writes, wrote a book, How To Be a Cat. The book is for humans, humans who want to be a cat. I am already a cat so I don’t have to read the book. The cat costume will be a hat, mittens, cat feet and a tail, just like the cat on the cover of the book.
There are fifteen steps in the book, then you can say you are a cat. And, when you do all fifteen steps you get a certificate. It is in the book. It looks like this.
I don’t need a certificate because I already am a cat. But humans, they like to have certificates. I think it is cute. The veterinarian has certificates on the wall in his office. Maybe he would rather be a cat? I will have to give him a book the next time I am in.
Mrs. Hodges is going to mail the cat costume to Jimmy Fallon. She thinks he might want to be a cat.
Would you like me to help you sew too?
xo
Love Harper
p.s. This is part of the 31 day blogging challenge
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About Harper
Hi, it's me, Harper. I help humans understand their cats. I write about what a cat thinks. I know because I am a cat. Mrs. Hodges is my typist. I dictate and she types. I am The cat Who writes.™
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