I did not hide my staff’s glasses

Today I had planned on writing about litter boxes. But, the litter box story will have to wait. My senior staff member has lost her old pair of glasses. She has been looking for them everywhere. She has been writing about it for days. She looked under the bed, she looked in the glove compartment of her car. She still has not found her glasses.

My senior staff often tries to open the front door with the remote from her car, she thought it was February, and she is always misplacing her phone. If she can not find an item, it is entirely her own fault.

I have read the comments on My senior staff members blog, i paint i write, and on her facebook page. I am not pleased.

Stacey said, “Maybe Pooh has your glasses. Check his favorite hiding spots.”

Anastasia said, “I don’t think you have lost your mind. I think it’s a plot put on by Pooh. I recommend you question the cat!”

Natsu has questioned my very integrity. He said, “I don’t mean to rat anybody out, but I think you need to sift through or around the catbox. I suspect Pooh is trying to prove a point; which you may hear about in detail at the next staff meeting.” 

I am mortified that my staff members  friends would accuse me of theft. I am an honorable cat. I am honest and trustworthy. I even helped her look through a pile of clothes for her glasses.

Does this look like the face of a thief?