I have filled out a requisition form for more kittens.
Charlie, my assistant, has a new job assignment. Charlie’s job is a lateral move. He is now Head of Human Relations
He was originally hired to help market my mouse hunting business to local housewives. However I have found the local mouse population has decreased due to construction on our street. The noise of the dynamite blasting has caused most of the mouse community to move to the next neighborhood.
As Head of Human Relations Charlie is responsible to keep my staff members moral up. He jumps on their lap and purrs. He offers warmth and comfort. I, however, have five staff members. Charlie has way too much work for one cat.
I have filled out a requisition form, requesting two more kittens, and presented it to my staff.
Until we hire more kittens I will have to stay inside the house and help Charlie with office moral.
There are too many laps and too few cats. And, it is only 21 degrees fahrenheit and party cloudy outside today.
Yes, until we get more staff, I will sit by the fire and keep moral up.
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