I was trapped by a cardboard box

This morning I was walking into the laundry room to eat my breakfast, when I was caught in a cat trap.

I have told my staff countless times, “Put the boxes from the grocery store  in recycling immediately. They are traps. Do not leave them out.”

My staff did not listen. I will hold a staff meeting this morning right after breakfast. I must find out who is responsible. Leaving out cat traps is not good for office moral.

I will have to put the recycling infraction on my staff’s performance evaluation. This could put the staff member on the B team. My staff must be continually striving to be on the A team.

It is important to always do your best work.