Humans get asked what their occupation is, cats don’t get asked this. This is such a struggle, to be recognized as a writer. I want others to recognize I am a writer, but first I have to believe it myself.
I regret to inform you. Not all humans are nice. I know this because I read the newspaper and watch the news on television. And sometimes humans do mean things to animals on Halloween.
Please don’t ask me to go into detail, as children may be reading my stories.
Cats have a hard time picking a winner. Cats have such a soft gentle nature, we don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings.
A few days ago I offered to give away my birthday party hat. Mrs. Hodges wrote out seven pieces of paper with seven numbers on them. I know you can not see number seven. But, it is there.
Mrs. Hodges had a birthday on Saturday. She has one ever year. This year she had party hats.
And I wanted one.
Martha, my bodyguard, barks when the doorbell rings. That is Martha, the dog, not Mrs. Hodges, my typist. Mrs. Hodges fortunately doesn’t bark every time the doorbell rings.
Charlie, my assistant, who is a cat, and I are training Martha not to bark when the doorbell rings.
Dogs can be scary. I realize that. And often people buy dogs to scare away bad guys. Dogs are loud and have big teeth. But. Dogs are not the only animal that can scare away burglars.
Cats have big teeth as well. And cats have sharp claws. Cats make good guard cats.
Today is Sunday and I am not writing today. I know I signed up for the 31 Day Blogging Challenge, but I don’t want to write today. And because I don’t want to write, I won’t.
I want to take a nap. Cats and humans should nap on Sunday afternoon. So I will.
One of my staff, Piper, was sewing an outfit. As the cat who manages the Hodges household it is important for me to make sure she was working to the best of her abilities. And she can not do her best work without me to assist her. The best way for a cat to […]
It is rather obvious what a cat needs to survive. Cats need a lot of the same things humans need. If you are a human you know you need oxygen, food and water to survive.|
But, you may have not realized there is a fourth thing that is necessary for a cat’s survival. A cardboard box.
Mrs. Hodges types my stories for me in the morning. Often, she has to stop typing for me as I dictate, and take Martha, the dog, outside to go to the bathroom.
While Mrs. Hodges is outside, I make sure her laptop computer is kept warm by sitting on the keyboard.